Both Vern and Margie find themselves with one date too many and try to conceal the fact so their dates won't find out about each other.
2: Vern's Chums
Sep 8, 1952
Margie invites Freddie's parents to dinner to try and drum up some investment business for Vern. Vern thinks it must mean Margie and Freddie are considering marriage, so he brings home some show people to make a bad impression on Mr. & Mrs. Wilson.
3: Conservative Margie
Oct 4, 1952
To impress a very conservative client of Vern's, Margie pretends to be an old-fashioned girl, but the client is so pleased she expects Margie to marry her grandson.
4: Margie's Career
Oct 11, 1952
Margie gets a job as a singer in a nightclub which is frequented by gangsters. A concerned Vern hires an actor to pose as a gangster to scare Margie, but unbeknownst to Vern he's actually dealing with a real mobster.
5: Vern Needs a Rest
Oct 18, 1952
Margie tries to convince Vern to go on vacation to Florida by making him think he's having a nervous breakdown.
6: Missing Link
Oct 25, 1952
When Margie is conned into buying the contract of a has-been wrestler she tries to make back her money by claiming she and Freddie are big game hunters who have returned from the wilderness with the missing link.
7: The Blonde Margie
Nov 1, 1952
To breakup Margie and Freddie, Vern sets Freddie up on a date with Mr. Honeywell's niece, but Margie finds out, becomes a blonde and pretends to be the other woman to test Freddie's loyalty.
8: Who's Married?
Jan 1, 1953
Margie poses as Freddie's wife to help him get a job with one of Vern's clients who only hires married men. When Vern is at the meeting too, he also thinks they are married.
9: New Neighbors
Jan 8, 1953
Mr. Todd arranges for Vern's new client to move into the apartment above the Albrights so he will be in close proximity for business dealings. Trouble arises when the Albrights fight with the new neighbors without realizing who they are.
10: Motorcycle Cop
Jan 15, 1953
Margie gets a speeding ticket from a motorcycle cop who wants to date her, so she and Mrs. Odetts plan to prove her innocence.
11: The Indians
Jan 22, 1953
Vern hires an actor to pose as a client to keep Margie away from the actual man. But the real client overhears Margie telling the actor she can show him real Indians in Central Park, so the client offers to pose as an Indian so he can find out whats going on.
12: The Two Lieutenants
Jan 29, 1953
Mrs. Odetts has been writing letter to servicemen using Margie's name and photos. Now two of the servicemen are in town and want to meet their pen pal.
13: Hollywood Trip
Feb 5, 1953
Margie, Vern and Mrs. Odetts take a trip to Hollywood. Trying to crash the movies, Margie pretends to be an acrobat and Mrs. Odetts pretends to be a clown in order to get jobs in a circus epic.
14: Hillbilly Margie
Feb 12, 1953
When a group of mountain folk inherit stock in Honeywell & Todd, Margie and Vern must pose as hillbillies to get it back.
15: Hypochondriac
Feb 19, 1953
When a client of Vern's backs out of a deal because of her sick grandson, Margie's trip to Paris is canceled. Margie learns the grandson is a hypochondriac so with the help of Mrs. Odetts, she pretends to be even sicker than he to make him feel better about his own condition.
16: Cry Wolf
Feb 26, 1953
When Vern won't take her on a trip to Mexico, Margie hires a press agent to make it seem she is involved with a notorious playboy. Vern uncovers her plot and hires an actor to pose as the playboy, but matters are complicated when the real man arrives in town.
17: Homely Margie
Mar 5, 1953
To keep a young client away from Margie, Vern shows him a picture which has been retouched to make her look homely. When Margie has to meet the man, Vern convinces her to disguise herself to look like the photo.
18: Trapped Freddie
Mar 12, 1953
Vern promises Margie a new car if she won't see Freddie for one month. Unaware that Freddie is already there, Margie agrees, then must try to hide him from Vern.
19: Vern, the Failure
Mar 19, 1953
Vern feels like a failure after attending his class reunion, so Margie tries to get him promoted by pretending another firm has offered him a better job. Trouble arises when Vern thinks the job offer is real and quits Honeywell & Todd.
20: Stock Control
Mar 26, 1953
Margie finds herself in possession of some very important stock and takes advantage of the situation.
21: Buried Treasure
Apr 2, 1953
When the Albrights buy a run-down country house, Vern tries to keep Margie occupied by planting a phony treasure map.
22: The Golf Game
Apr 9, 1953
Freddie has a job at Honeywell & Todd and Margie is afraid he will lose it if he can't play a good game of golf to impress a prospective client, so she conspires to make him appear an expert golfer.
23: They Also Serve
Apr 16, 1953
Margie and Vern are forced to take jobs as a maid and butler to have a place to sleep when their hotel reservations are canceled. The only problem is, they run into the client Vern is in town to sign.
24: The Newlyweds
Apr 23, 1953
Margie inadvertently causes trouble between her newlywed neighbors by an offhand remark about not letting jealousy break up their marriage.
25: To Health with Yoga
Apr 30, 1953
Margie tries to meet the author of a book on yoga by telling some fibs that keep growing.
26: Young Vern
May 7, 1953
When Vern starts feeling old because Roberta is dating a younger man, Margie tries to help out by having his hair dyed while he sleeps and enlisting the help of her young girlfriend to make a fuss over him. The only trouble is, her scheme works too well and Vern gets carried away with himself.
27: A Horse on Vern
May 14, 1953
Margie gets a job as a newspaper reporter but runs into some trouble over a missing horse.
28: Girl Against the World
May 21, 1953
Freddie can't get his play produced because it is too far-fetched, so Margie, Freddie and Mrs. Odetts act out the play as though it were real for Vern's new client who happens to be a producer.
29: Mrs. Margie Calkins
May 28, 1953
Margie poses as her neighbor's wife in order to scare off an old girlfriend, but the plan backfires and his old flame decides to move into the building.
30: Vern's New Girlfriend
Jun 4, 1953
Margie tries to prevent a gold-digging blonde from hooking her father.
31: Father's Little Helper
Jun 11, 1953
Margie convinces Vern to let her help him land a deal with two rich Texans, but when they turn out to be phonies Margie has to try and save Vern's job.
32: Delinquent Margie
Jun 18, 1953
Mrs. Odetts enlists the help of Margie and Vern to get $6000 dollars out of her trust fund so she can buy a hot rod car.
33: A Mother for Vern
Jun 25, 1953
Margie has to pose as Vern's mother in order to get a client to sign with him.
34: Freddie's Formula
Jul 2, 1953
Vern offers to take care of a client's pet white cat, but Margie thinks its a stray and lets Freddie use it to try out his new invention, a permanent hair dye.
35: The Truck Driver
Jul 9, 1953
A truck driver runs into Margie's car in order to ask her on a date. Vern and Mr. Honeywell think he's only a gold-digger, so they convince Margie to pretend she is poor to test him. However, the man is actually a rich client of Honeywell & Todd, who, acting on similiar advice, is also pretending to be broke.
36: Margie's Helping Hand
Jul 16, 1953
Margie asks Vern for the money to pay a charity pledge and then gets a lecture on responsibility, so she sets out to prove she really does want to lend a helping hand.
37: Double Trouble
Jul 23, 1953
To keep Margie from wanting to go on a trip to South America, Vern hires an actor to court her. Margie uncovers the plot and uses the actor's twin brother to make Vern think he's losing his mind.
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